Sapir's top fives

Top Five Literature and Writing : Books
1. On Love
2. Atlas Shrugged
3. Green Eggs and Ham
4. The Romantic Manifesto
5. Letters to a young poet

Top Five Cars
1. Stupid
2. Superficial
3. People
4. At
5. North Broward

Top Five Foods : Ice Cream Flavors
1. Cookie Dough
2. Cookies-n-cream
3. Smurfs
4. Coffee
5. Mint Chip

Top Five Foods : Junk Food
1. Munchies
2. Are
3. For
4. Stoners
5. (Stoner!)

Top Five Music : Kinds of Music
1. Please
2. Don't
3. Hate Me
4. Because I'm
5. Trendy

Top Five Movies
1. Fight Club
2. Zoolander
3. Dogma
4. Top Gun
5. The Matrix (only the first one)

Top Five Places : Places to Live
1. PHILADELPHIA (I LOVE YOU HEATHER) (SUCK IT)
2. Ft Lauderdale
3. D.C.
4. Paris
5. Miami

Top Five Fashion : Shoe Companies
1. Diesel
2. I
3. Heart
4. Child
5. Labor

Top Five Comic Books : Superheroes
1. Fantastic 4
2. Under Dog
3. Green Lantern
4. Flash
5. Cyclops

Top Five Techno Gadgets
1. What
2. Is
3. A
4. Techno
5. Gadget?

Top Five TV Shows
1. Family Guy
2. Seinfeld
3. Simpsons
4. Conan
5. Friends

Top Five People : US Presidents
1. Clinton
2. Lincoln
3. Taft (because he was fat)
4. Ford (because he was a failure)
5. Nixon